At 3AM, on a cool, shady street in Chicago’s Southwest Side “Bungalow Belt”, I waited several minutes for my UberX rider. The app showed a female name.
Two young Latino men approached from a house, then, paused. I gazed at the one nearest. Baseball cap on sideways, flannel shirt, and dark, baggy pants, possibly Dickies. Short hair, a little goat tee. I thought, UrbanDictionary.com definition of “gangbanger”. I guessed he was a wannabe.
He climbed in the front seat next to me, smelling like alcohol, while his shaved-head buddy sat in back. Sitting up front was odd because there was an open seat in back.
I swiped my phone’s screen to start the ride. As I eased forward, the rider next to me said, “I’m so fucked up, I might puke.”
“Oh shit”, said the guy in back.
I said, “Just let me know and I’ll stop the car so you can get out.”
“Okay,” said the guy in back.
I passed the first stop sign. The flannel-shirt guy up front said, “You know, I’m a [street gang].”
For my safety, I won’t specify the gang, but assure you it’s one of the eight or so major Chicago Latino street gangs. Its members are suspected of hundreds, perhaps thousands, of murders over the years in the City’s senseless cycle of violence. I will simply substitute “G” for the actual gang.
I share my story for other Uber drivers because you never know who might enter your car. You may recall Uber’s policy says you can always refuse a ride or stop if you feel unsafe. Uber’s policy is just words when a couple of G’s you presume are armed sit in your car.
In more than 6,000 Uber rides, no one ever announced gang affiliation. The gangbanger was drunk, he might vomit, and he was a street gang member. A trifecta of trouble.
In a heavy accent, he said, “You heard of us?”
“Yes, of course. I heard you’re the toughest of all the street gangs.” My hunch was showing deference was key; gangs are all about respect. Even more so for Latino gangs with their cultural “machismo”. He was young- 17? 18?
He said, “My boys, we’re crazy. We’re the baddest. We the G’s!” He flashed the G hand sign at me.
His friend laughed. In Chicago street gang parlance, “crazy” doesn’t mean mentally ill. It doesn’t mean they make funny faces and dance on bar tables at 2AM. It means they gangbang like crazy: knifing and shooting people.
I wondered if they were for real. The fact the drunk gangbanger sat in front wasn’t good. Might there be a gun and knife in those baggy pants? I didn’t intend to find out. Sitting in the front made it easy to control me, the driver.
I pondered the situation. The house I picked them up from was in a quiet area- although I read the next day that, hours before, a young man had been shot dead a mile away. I happened to have recently reviewed several online Chicago gang maps. My recollection was the pick up spot was G’s territory.
More concerning was the destination, their “crib”, in the heart of the G’s homeland. That backed up they’re real gangbangers. Chicago’s original area of Mexican immigration was the trapezoidal shape of the Pilsen and Little Village neighborhoods. Gentrifying Pilsen is mostly quiet, but, Little Village still has shootings, although the most dangerous Latino areas, by far, are further south, along 47th Street in Back of the Yards and Brighton Park, where the gangs specialize in AR15s. See also my post about driving around a quadruple homicide crime scene investigation last year, where Latin Saints used an automatic rifle to murder two Satan’s Disciples and their girlfriends in a car on 47th near California Avenue.
The Mexican-American gangs traced their origins to Pilsen and Little Village, but, had branched into other areas of the city, like Brighton Park and Back of the Yards (a/k/a New City), where Mexicans moved. This left a crazy quilt of territories where gangs like Satan’s Disciples, The 26, and Latin Kings remain in large swaths of Little Village, but, they also hold non-contiguous enclaves throughout the city and suburban Mexican neighborhoods. 47th Street is deadly because seven Mexican gangs hold at least a few blocks in a two-mile stretch. A short trip to the liquor store or a girlfriend’s place might take a gangbanger through several rival gangs.
On the good side, this trip was to the G’s homeland- not the 47th Street warzone where, like the other Mexican gangs, they had a small outpost.
What were my risks? First, they could steal, although that seemed unlikely. They had been drinking and wanted to get home. Gangs control the lucrative narcotics trade and take a cut of prostitution in their territories. They extort protection money from local businesses. They generally do not engage in small time crime- like stealing my phone or wallet- because it’s chump change and it brings unwanted police “heat”. My understanding is gangs don’t go out of their way to mess with the general population, although, if you mess with their bread-and-butter criminal enterprises, they kill you. They also won’t harbor disrespect. I assumed they were unlikely to mess with their Uber driver unless I did something stupid. To avoid trouble, I decided to act nonchalant, as if driving a couple of drunk G’s was the most normal thing in the world.
A second fear was they might want me to drive them for a drive-by shooting. That seemed unlikely and stupid. I was surprised I even had G’s in my car because it was my understanding gangs avoid Ubers because of the GPS tracking- which might explain why this ride was in a woman’s name- perhaps a girlfriend, sister, mother, or stolen identity. Most important, they want to control the car. If you were driving around shooting at other gangs, you’d want to control the driving, not a random Uber driver. I was aware they might carjack me- gangs prefer carjacked cars for drive-by shootings- but, if they have any common sense, taking an Uber and its GPS tracking makes life easy for the Chicago Police Department. If they wanted the car, though, it’s insured and I’d let them take it.
My third fear was if a member of a rival gang saw them in my car and started shooting. The guy in front was drunk and seemed to lack clear judgment. If he flashed a gang sign at a rival gangbanger while we were stopped at a stoplight, they’d likely start shooting at us. I concluded this was the option to be fearful of. I would focus on avoiding other gangs and, for that matter, avoid police who would also get the G’s in my car agitated.
“I gotta puke,” said the G in front.
“Oh shit,” said his friend.
I pulled to the side of the semi-arterial street. He opened the door and invested two minutes barfing. Considering I wanted to get to their crib ASAP, extra minutes on the side of the street were worrisome. A car or two passed and nothing happened. We were soon on our way.
I turned onto the arterial road that would take us to the G homeland.
Having lightened his stomach, the G up front said, “You know my boys are crazy?” The gangbanger was nearly frenetic. I suspected he was on some type of accelerant drug like cocaine. “I’m a G! I’m a G! I killed two niggaz!” He flashed the G hand sign at me. I really wished he wouldn’t do that in case a car passing by saw it.
“Calm down,” said his more sober friend. To me, he said, “I’m sorry about this.”
“Don’t worry about it.” No, this wasn’t the time to complain. Act nonchalant. Situation normal. No hay problema.
The drunk G asked me, “Hey, are you in a gang?”
The guy in backed laughed.
“No. I’m a middle-aged white guy from the suburbs.”
He laughed. His friend in back said to him, “He’s not affiliated.” I sensed he was making sure this was clear so there were no problems. Realistically, he just wanted home. The guy in back said, “He’s cool, he’s not affiliated.”
The drunk said, “You wanna be a G?” He raised his voice. “You wanna shoot some Two-Sixers with us?” The Two-Six is a vicious gang, centered around 26th Street’s Little Village corridor of taquerias and Mexican shops.
“No, thanks.”
Both G’s laughed. I was glad he wasn’t serious because this Uber driver had zero interest in a side trip to visit the Two-Six.
We came up on a red light at the 47th Street intersection. I held back from the intersection so the car parked at the light on our left couldn’t see in. No need to draw any looks. We were west of the warzone area of 47th Street, but, not that far.
On the green, I proceeded. As we approached the Stevenson Expressway, the drunk gangbanger said, “I gotta puke again.”
I pulled to the side.
I noticed the guy in back looked worried. At the other vomit stop, he had been chill. Presumably that was safe in G territory; I sensed we might be in another gang’s territory. I checked later online and saw we were, indeed, on the edge of another gang’s turf.
The guy in back said, “Shut the door!” The drunk G vomited.
“Shut the fucking door!” This scared me; he had been a sea of placidity all trip; what did he know that made him want us to rush out? I guessed other gang territory or he saw someone around who looked suspicious.
“Close the fucking door!”
The drunk gangbanger quit vomiting and tried to close the door. Incredibly, he struggled to find the handle in his drunken stupor. I was about to reach over and close it myself, although, I hesitated lest the G think I was somehow attacking him or reaching for whatever weapons were in his pockets. He managed to find the handle and shut the door.
Everyone relaxed as we entered the G’s home turf.
The drunk G was again talkative in his disjointed way. “I’m a G! I shot two niggaz and I’ll shoot more! Did you know I got shot?”
“No, wow, that’s terrible.”
“I ain’t scared of dying! I’m a G! I ain’t scared of nothing! We’ll drive right by the corner where I got shot. I’ll show you.”
Gee, thanks. Nothing like sight-seeing.
We made a couple of turns to the side street where the crib was. I noticed we passed a parked vehicle, a van with its lights on. My G’s made some sort of handsigns or acknowledgments at the van. Probably gang signing to a lookout.
I cruised forward, only a few blocks to go. The drunk G pointed at a shabby, drab corner business covered in burglar bars. “There, that’s where I got shot. I ain’t no pussy. I’m a G! I ain’t scared of dying!”
Well, I was scared of dying so I didn’t slack as we completed the last few blocks.
“Here,” said the guy in back.
Whew.
The drunk G looked at me. He put his hand out and we hand clasped. Then, he showed me the G hand sign. “Show me the sign.”
For the first and, I hope, last time in my life, I made the G hand sign.
“Cool. Thanks for the ride.”
They opened their doors and clambered out.
“Wait!” The drunk G came back. “Where’s my hat?”
Oh no. I didn’t want to spend one extra second here and didn’t want to look around the car with a flashlight for the gangbanger’s baseball cap.
“Oh, here it is!” He found it on the floor, shut the door, and they hurried off.
I swiped the ride complete in the GPS. I realized there was nothing to do. No reason to go to the police or even Uber as they committed no crimes. The front seat G said he murdered two people, but, there were no details and it might be braggadocio; I didn’t doubt he had fired a gun at two people. I didn’t have their names and, if they were smart, the pick up and drop off destinations weren’t the correct street numbers (women riders often use an address a few doors down to deter stalker Uber drivers or fellow Pool riders). I’m aware Uber claims riders and drivers can’t contact each other after a ride. Yet, that’s not true. I once was unpleasantly surprised by a 7AM doorbell when a rider was at my door. That guy left his phone in my car and, without my knowing, Uber gave him my home address so he could come get his phone. I don’t want Gs to know my home address so I let this strange ride go.